it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed
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my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
me: okay, finally now is sleep
my body: no. wrong.
Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much
When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard
Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.
How to finger a girl
1. Use your tongue
musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:
- cobra starship
- neon trees
- metro station
- 3OH3
- taio cruz
- owl city
- far east movement
- ne-yo
- onerepublic
- boys like girls
Implying fireflies isn’t a known banger by owl city is very bold, and frankly, I’m unimpressed.
